Long Island To Secede?
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
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Three hour traffic jams? “Cocksuckers from Massapequa?” The conjoined twin of New Jersey? “No homos?” Yep, that’s my home.
One thing the Senator got wrong, though. The state fish shouldn’t be flounder. Give me steamed clams or mussels from Freeport any day.
[...] the fact that we can legitimately call ourselves “New Yorkers.” Until, of course, the Long Island secession plan comes to [...]