Attention Massholes
(clears throat)
Two-thousand seven!
(clap-clap, clap-clap-clap)
Two-thousand seven!
(clap-clap, clap-clap-clap)
That’s all I got to say right now. Deal with it, Simmons and Shaughnessy. You both lied to us by not dying in peace like you said you would.
It made my year, after United’s shit year, and Liverpool’s stumbles to have them win #27 and get Mo, Jorge, Derek and even Pettite one for the thumb. But to do it by once again showing that asshole who his daddy is — priceless
Still watching highlights on MLB TV. A great season. Hope they keep everybody for next season.