This Is Beautiful

Like many people, I got turned on to Afro-Cuban music in the wake of the success of the Buena Vista Social Club movie. I’ve never been a huge world music fan because of the language barrier, but that music transcended language for me. It’s both masculine and feminine, with beautiful melodies atop blaring horns and percussion. Recently, the lone female of that group, Omara Portuondo, recently stopped by NPR’s offices and, accompanied solely by a keyboardist, performed the latest in their Tiny Desk Concert series.

As much as we love to see musicians put everything they’ve got into a performance, it’s even more astonishing to watch someone for whom singing is as effortless as breathing. Dean Martin made a career out of it, and Neko Case is probably the best modern example. But Omara Portuondo is in a class all by herself. She’s in full command of her instrument despite being six months shy of her 80th birthday, and she’s so elegant in the first song that you genuinely believe she’s holding a baby and not her scarf.

It’s That Time Of The Month Again

Yep, Episode 7 of the Popdose Podcast is now online and Jason, Jeff and I agree that it’s our funniest one yet. Coincidentally (or not), it’s far and away our most vulgar one, even by our own very low standards. I’d like to blame thank our special guest Chris Illuminati for making it so.

Final Olympics Thoughts

Well, they ended last night, and although I pretty much had the same reaction as Jeff Vrabel’s son to Canada’s gold in hockey (made even worse by the fact that Crosby scored the winner), the USA still did better than I thought they could. Thankfully, Jeff, Jason, and I had recorded the new Popdose Podcast in the morning and beginning the edit last night of it wiped away the pain of the loss.Next time, though, leave Brooks Orpik at home.

This was the Olympics that I finally got into curling. I remember watching it as a kid on Wide World Of Sports a couple of times and thinking it was cool, but I had missed it during the previous Games. I’m not saying I would follow a professional curling league or a want to see a 24-hour curling channel (although some idiot – probably at NBC – is undoubtedly trying to make this happen), but I loved all the strategy involved, and it’s a game that men and women can play on an equal level.

Curling is a nearly three-hour game that features the players either standing around and talking or yelling a lot. So when you watch it at least once a day over a two-week spell, your mind can wander and develop personalities for the curlers. While the U.S. men all came across as good, if bumbling, guys you’d love to have a drink with (I’ll bet Jason Smith is a great wingman), the women (at least the three that were shown most on TV) reminded me of a scenario that has nearly every guy has lived out. Now that the Games are over, the story can be told.

Debbie McCormick

Debbie McCormick. A sweet girl from the Midwest. You went out with her sophomore year. When your parents came to visit you, she baked cookies from scratch, making her the only girlfriend you ever had that your mother liked. You were crazy about her, but she wouldn’t let you get past second base. Then, one night, a bunch of you were hanging out. She had to study and left early, but you stayed in the bar with her friends. That always leads to trouble.

Nicole Joraanstad

Nicole Joranstaad. She was a sorority sister of Debbie’s that you knew from Psych class freshman year, but she was still attached to her high school boyfriend. That night, the drinks were flowing and she asked you how things were going with Debbie. You made the mistake of telling the truth about your frustration and she took pity on you. And you probably would have gotten away with it if not for…

Allison Pottinger

Allison Pottinger. You always wanted her to like you, because she was a great best friend to Debbie, always looking out for her best interests and forthright with her opinions. But she didn’t trust you and always thought you were a jerk, especially after you told her to lighten up. She saw you and Nicole leaving together (big mistake) and ratted you out. Debbie never forgave you.

They’re Back!

I don’t like to reprint press releases here, but this is an exception.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
February 23, 2010

The Hold Steady’s ‘Heaven Is Whenever’ Set For Release May 4

The Hold Steady, lauded for the scope, depth, truth and heart they bring to chronicling the American rock myth, recently put the finishing touches on ‘Heaven Is Whenever,’ their new album set for release May 4 on Vagrant Records. The album was produced by Dean Baltulonis, who engineered the band’s ‘Almost Killed Me’ and produced ‘Separation Sunday,’ and was recorded at Dreamland Recording Studios in Upstate NY and Wild Arctic Studios in Queens, NY, with mixing also happening at Wild Arctic.

Singer Craig Finn says ’Heaven Is Whenever’ is about “embracing suffering and understanding its place in a joyful life. The lyrics speak a lot about struggle and reward.” Piano and keys take a backseat to guitar on the new record, which also gets production help from guitarist Tad Kubler. “I really believe the album exposes new elements of the band that we hinted at on other records but weren’t able to fully realize until this one,” says Kubler. “Rather than just concentrate on changes in the instrumentation, we made changes to the song writing process.”

Recorded in several smaller sessions spread out over a long period of time, the songs on ‘Heaven Is Whenever’ received the benefit of being tested on the band’s recent tours. There was also a makeshift recording booth set up on the back of their tour bus so songs and musical ideas could be documented as they developed. As Finn says this allowed them to “see what was working and what wasn’t. I believe this record benefits from us working at a more deliberate pace.”

Following the release of 2008’s critically acclaimed ‘Stay Positive,’ which gave the band it’s highest Billboard chart position to date, The Hold Steady toured relentlessly, playing to some of their biggest audiences to date.

The Hold Steady is: Craig Finn, Tad Kubler, Galen Polivka, Bobby Drake

‘Heaven Is Whenever’ tracklisting:
1. The Sweet Part of the City
2. Soft in the Center
3. The Weekenders
4. The Smidge
5. Rock Problems
6. We Can Get Together
7. Hurricane J
8. Barely Breathing
9. Our Whole Lives
10. A Slight Discomfort

The Hold Steady Confirmed Spring Tour Dates
Fri April 2 Ardsley, NY LIFE the place to be
Sat Apr 3 New Haven, CT Toad’s Place
Mon Apr 5 Burlington, VT Higher Ground
Tue Apr 6 Northampton, MA Pearl Street
Wed Apr 7 Albany, NY Linda Norris Auditorium
Thu Apr 8 Woodstock, NY Bearsville Theater
Fri Apr 9 Jermyn, PA Eleanor Rigby’s
Sat Apr 10 Syracuse, NY The Westcott Theater
Mon Apr 12 Rochester, NY The Club at Water Street Music Hall
Tue Apr 13 Cleveland, OH Beachland Ballroom
Wed Apr 14 Pittsburgh, PA Diesel Club Lounge
Thu Apr 15 Morgantown, WV 123 Pleasant St.
Fri Apr 16 Harrisburg, PA Appalachian Brewing Company
Wed May 5 Los Angeles, CA El Rey Theatre
Thu May 6 San Francisco, CA The Fillmore
Sat May 29 George, WA Sasquatch Festival
Sat Jun 12 Newport, UK Isle of Wright Festival
Mon Jun 14 Paris, FR Fleche D’Or
Mon Jun 21 Amsterdam, NL Melkeg
Tue Jun 22 London, UK HMV Forum
Sat Jun 26 Manchester, UK Academy 2

All it needs is a Chicago tour date…

Aaron Responds

It took him a few days (he told me he was waiting to see how MSNBC handled the big hockey games on Sunday), but he finally responded to the points I made last week about NBC’s coverage of the Olympics. Here’s what he has to say:

It’s hard to compare the coverage of an Olympics in a US friendly timezone to those in an unfriendly one (like London) or a really unfriendly one like Sochi or Beijing. But one thing that can be compared is the online coverage. Why did NBC reduce it’s live online coverage of events to only the hockey and curling? I think it was on Dan Levy’s podcast that I heard someone say that NBC delays and embargos primetime events because not only does it work (and ratings this week indicate that it clearly does) but that it’s the only way they know. The problem isn’t that they’re showing things on tape, the problem is that they’re only showing things on tape.

There was a great point made on this week’s Slate sports podcast, Hang Up And Listen, about this. As somebody (I think it was June Thomas) suggested, it’s about NBC trying to control the narrative. Since they have the features already made, they have to build the coverage around it. And, they said, it also explains the popularity of curling during the Games, because they’re shown from start-to-finish (give or take the opening stones of an end, and an occasional break mid-end).

I completely understand showing premier events that are hard to package live such as alpine skiing on tape, but why not offer the option to fans to watch it live either on cable or on the internet? The answer is, that NBC simply is happy doing to way they always have and that NBC simply doesn’t understand young sports fans.

Again, I fully agree that the Games should be shown live and on demand over the Internet. In case you didn’t see it in the comments, I found a CBS News blog post from 2006 which outlines NBC’s draconian rules regarding their exclusive rights. So it comes down to the question of whether or not streaming video online qualifies as a broadcast. NBC apparently does. I can’t fault NBC for doing everything in its power to protect its massive investment in the Games. It’s just unfortunate that the manner that, most likely, maximizes their ROI does not lead to optimal viewing for sports fans. The only thing I can fault them for is showing the primetime coverage on tape delay in the Pacific Time Zone, where the Games are taking place. That’s beyond stupid.

NBC views its Olympic audience in two primary batches. Here they are:

    1. This first group are what they perceive to be sports fans. They believe these fans to pretty much be the over-40, right-wing leaning, beer-swilling couch dwellers that they program football towards. All those ads where the guy chooses the beer over the women? That’s who they think this is. They believe these fans won’t watch the Olympics because it’s not football, they won’t watch women’s sports, and there are too many foreigners around. Pretty much, NBC thinks all sports fans are Norman Chad.
    2. Because NBC doesn’t think a sports fan audience exists for the Olympics, they instead program primetime coverage towards a second audience, one I call “stirrup pant-wearing 44-year old women from Tulsa.” NBC loves this audience. This is Jay Leno’s audience. This audience wants cheap non-challenging laughs, along with smiling, happy, non-threatening and preferably caucasian American winners being interviewed by a smiling, happy, non-threatening caucasian host and when figure skating or gymnastics roll around, they want a version of American Idol with flags. This is the audience that NBC programs its Olympics coverage towards.

You’ve just described a large percentage of the American public, and then you wonder why politicians refer to us East Coast liberals as being out of touch with the common folk. This goes back to what I wrote in the first piece. You can’t throw a couple of billion down and devote two weeks of prime time saturation coverage and not try to bring in the biggest possible audience.

But you’re also ignoring that they’re showing sports like snowboarding and short track – which have a young demographic – in primetime.

And there’s no need to bring race into this.

But there’s a third audience out there that NBC just totally ignores. This audience is made up of younger sports fans, ones reared on a diet of live sports, instantanous results, international play, and blogging. This younger audience, the one commenting on Deadspin, the one buying Bill Simmons’ books, the one tweeting during live games is the one that NBC simply ignores. NBC either doesn’t know it exists or more likely, just doesn’t care to change its coverage away from an old 80’s/90’s template that has worked in the past.

This audience is the audience that craves live coverage because anything else is an insult to our intelligence. This younger audience spends its time in a borderless world where the web and social media make taped delayed coverage impossible because we’re always going to find out the results. It’s this audience who keeps a webcast on at work, or who works from home with a TV on at the background, or who has a Blackberry with a slingbox feed playing on his desk that NBC simply doesn’t believe exists. They’d rather go with the aformentioned stirrup pant wearers who think that Twitter is a naughty euphemism for sex.

Or maybe it just hasn’t found a way to monetize this demographic, which is tricky given that it’s a generation that has grown up thinking that everything should be free.

Finally, the fact the 1980 Miracle on Ice was televised on tape means absolutely nothing today. Today, any one of us can turn on our TV or boot up our PC and watch nearly every televised sporting event in the world live and then watch it again on-demand once it’s concluded. That wasn’t possible in 1980. It wasn’t concievable in 1980. It’s as relevant to the current debate on NBC’s Olympic coverage as is compare Benz’s Patent Motorwagen in today’s debate on Toyota’s safety.

I agree, but you’re the one who brought up ABC’s history with the Olympics. None of the things you suggest were conceivable when ABC last had the Games.

Even if NBC doesn’t want to interrupt MSNBC or CNBC’s afternoon schedule of screaming morons,

I’d like to see the US curling teams and CNBC’s hosts switch places. I don’t think they could do worse than the other.

they could still put live coverage of big events online, where most of the people who want to watch it live would have no problem finding it. Then, they could target ads specifically to this audience rather than stirrup pant wearers they adore so dear. But that would require a bit of intelligence, something that we all know NBC has very little of up and down its network management chain.

Again, see my point about whether or not showing the Games online nullifies their exclusive rights. I believe it all comes down to that. I would like NBC to publicly state if this is preventing complete online coverage.

And then Aaron finally moves to how ABC/ESPN could cover the Games.

I disagree here and I think ESPN could do a good job with the Olympics. For all the Stuart Scotts and Chris Bermans there are really talented “heads” like Mike Tirico, Chris Fowler, Bob Ley, Rece Davis, Karl Ravech, Steve Levy, Sage Steele, Trey Wingo and on and on. It’s easy to only remember the idiots, but ESPN has lots of really talented people there. Also, who’s to say that ESPN can’t just go pluck Costas for the Olympics. Costas isn’t the problem. If not Costas, I’d pick Fowler to be the new face of the Olympics.

But you know they’d go with Berman.

ESPN does understand this younger audience. They have shows like PTI that have appealed to this demo for a long time. They’ve understood the extreme sports audience the IOC wants since before practically anyone else in sports media.

And NBC, by showing short track and snowboarding in primetime, doesn’t cater to this audience?

The fact is that ABC, like NBC, is a huge multimedia conglomerate. And in corporate America, what works for one will be copied by the others until we all get sick of it. You only need to look at their regular broadcast schedule to know how this is the case. The Cosby show is successful? Let’s give every other stand-up their own sitcom! People like formulaic crime dramas? Lets franchise them! Reality shows? They eat that stuff up, and, as a bonus, they’re cheap, union-busters, too!  So if you think that anything is going to change with the Games on ABC/ESPN, remember that they’re owned by a corporation that wrote the book on watering down entertainment for mainstream America.

In the end, it comes down to this. Why is it that in 2010, when the rest of the world is watching live coverage of the Olympics on their TVs, mobiles, and PCs, Americans must wait and watch it spoonfed to us by an affable host in bitesized chunks later that night?

Is the rest of the world’s television industry as ratings-and-advertising driven as ours is? If you want to say that the four main networks are too big and should be broken up so that they can focus on entertainment and information, I’m right there with you. But that doesn’t mean that it’s ever going to happen. The only way to change Olympic coverage is to not watch, talk about, blog, or tweet them.

Ahem…

Blow, Canada!
You lost to the U.S.
On your home ice
You made a big, fat mess

In your nation’l sport
We kicked your ass
The True North had no heart
Poor Sid the Kid
Finished minus 3

He froze his lady parts

Russia, knock them out
Through the king, Ovie
Blow, Canada!
We beat you five to three
!
Blow, Canada!
We beat you five to three!

America’s Greatest Living Poet Turns 70

Happy Birthday, Smokey Robinson!

And if you haven’t already listened to it, my friend Steve Friess did a great interview with Smokey on The Strip Podcast back in August.

NBC vs. ABC And The Olympics

Tuesday morning, Aaron wrote on Twitter:

Thoughts on NBC’s Olympic coverage? Every fan of these sports and this event should cheer for ESPN/ABC to win next set of rights.

Although I agree that NBC’s coverage can often be frustrating, and it’s been well-documented in many places, I asked him why he thought ABC/ESPN could do better and he responded via e-mail. I asked if I could post his e-mail here, along with my comments, and he gave his permission.

Here the gist of it:

NBC grossly overpaid for the rights and guaranteed too many viewers to the advertisers. That means they’ve subsequently had to cram too many ads into the primetime programming and relentlessly force viewers towards the taped NBC coverage and away from live coverage of many events.

ABC/ESPN will hopefully pay a bit less for the rights, meaning that they can allow it to be a sporting event again rather than a RATINGS EVENT that must be milked for every single last Nielsen point. That means more live coverage both on TV and online. It also means that the Olympics gets the full ESPN “push” treatment like soccer did. That’s a big big thing in terms of winning back actual sports viewers rather than just women.

NBC’s contract with the IOC expires after the 2012 Summer Games. The 2014 Winter Olympics will take place in Sochi, Russia, between eight and eleven hours ahead of the United States. Regardless of who gets the rights, there will be nothing shown in prime-time that is live. Rio in 2016 might be different, but for Sochi the marquee events, which have to be shown in prime-time, will be on tape delay. That means that ABC will be able to chop it up, and there’s nothing to suggest that they won’t do it. Remember that the defining sporting event of my lifetime (you had yet to be born) was shown on tape delay, and that took place in the Eastern time zone.

The Olympics aren’t a sporting event. They are a cultural event that brings the world into our living rooms with sports as the conduit. A network can’t justify blocking off the amount of hours to coverage without treating it as such, and that means they have to maximize their audience, not scale it back to appeal exclusively to sports fans. And that means athletes’ profiles and other features that have nothing to do with the sports. We’re not complaining that NBC doesn’t devote enough hours of coverage across its properties, just the broadcasting decisions it makes.

Comparing it to the World Cup or European Championships is apples and oranges. ESPN can give the big soccer tournaments that type of treatment for a few reasons.

  1. It’s one sport and, apart from the final games in group play, there is never a situation where two games are played at the same time. Therefore, there are no decisions on when to cut away and cover something else.
  2. It’s hours of programming in the morning and afternoon in the middle of the summer when they have nothing going on. So to show every game live and have a nightly Game Of The Day and a studio show doesn’t cut into their regular programming.
  3. ABC/ESPN’s production costs for the soccer tournament are far lower. They don’t produce the feed for the world to use like NBC does. It’s just the broadcasting crews and a studio in Bristol.

Aaron continues:

If I were programming these Olympics for ABC/ESPN, here’s how I would do it.

ABC: Live coverage of all chick sports and bigtime live evening events like speed-skating and maybe some hockey. I’d also show highlight packages of major afternoon events BUT those highlights would be in addition, not in lieu of live coverage on cable.
ESPN/ESPN2/ESPNU/ESPNclassic: They show nothing but live events AND the Olympics would be a great way to force cable companies to carry ESPNU-HD, a recent upgrade.
ESPN360 or whatever you brand the ESPN online Olympic presence: Tons of live stuff. The IOC makes the video available, the network should make it all available to us.

That’s a good start, but, again, there are a couple of problems. To suggest that ESPN give live coverage to all events is to ask it to compete against itself all day. This is why there’s little time overlap between CNBC, MSNBC, and USA’s coverage. Also, you’re asking for live coverage in primetime. I’m writing this on Wednesday night, when pro basketball is on ESPN and college hoops is on ESPN2. Do you think the NBA or NCAA is going to give away its contractually obligated slots, because you can’t put hockey on Classic or ESPNU.

I’m not very familiar with ESPN360 or what NBC is doing online for the Games, but I’m all for the idea of making everything available online and on demand.

And as for ABC, isn’t that pretty much what NBC is doing now?

The reason it isn’t already this way is that Ebersol and NBC hugely overbid on the Olympics at the expense of nearly all their other sports programming. ESPN wouldn’t need to do that. NBC is hemorrhaging money and can’t possibly bid as much as it did last time and ESPN is the singular agenda setter for American sports fans. If you want to truly exist as a sports event, it has to be on ESPN and on Sportscenter. It’s just a fact of life.

Agreed.

Also, ABC has a long history with the Olympics (Jim McKay, etc) that means it wouldn’t be that big of jump for the IOC to choose them.

The mention of McKay brings up a point about coverage. Say what you will about NBC, but even with them chopping up the events, their coverage treats the Olympics with a great deal of respect. Costas sets the tone as well as McKay did. Who does ABC/ESPN have that can do that? Bob Ley has the professionalism, but he’s got the personality of wet cement. Can you honestly see any of the alpha males that dominate ESPN’s talent pool talking about the sports that have little appeal here without smirking smugly?

Plus, elements of the IOC have been bristling at the amount of sway NBC holds with the IOC and the way it forces some strange start times (2008 swimming) in order the force stuff in to US primetime. I suspect large chunks of the IOC would take less money just to grab back on to the influence that NBC (and thus, the big bad United States) holds over the Olympic movement. The IOC would trade some cash for both it’s own power over the games and scheduling and the increased agenda-setting power that ESPN would immediately use to the games’ benefit.

Good points, but the other side of that is that the big, bad United States also has the Yankee Corporate Sponsorship Dollar that keeps the corrupt bigwigs at the IOC fed with fifteen-course meals served by naked supermodels. If the price goes down, it would likely have as much to do with the economic problems as an acknowledgment of Ebersol’s screw-up.

And anyway, the type of coverage you suggested above will require a greater investment on a network’s part. So what you’re looking for is an Olympics that costs more to produce while reducing the core audience. Even Ebersol wouldn’t intentionally do that.

I know Fox is also interested in going after the games. But, considering how they already dumb down football, baseball, and (to a lesser extent) NASCAR, I’d be terrified of what they’d do.

Joe Buck in the McKay/Costas role would force me to buy a new TV every day from throwing boots at it.

Your move, Aaron.

New Podcast Recommendation

There aren’t many celebrities or media personalities that I would like to be friends with. I don’t need that type of validation. True, there are a lot that I would like to meet and/or interview, but very few whom I not only admire, but feel similar in personality enough to wish that I could call up at will an get their take on things.

Maybe it’s because, like me, he’s from the South Shore of Long Island, but one such person is Mike Pesca, sports reporter for NPR. He finds the most bizarre angles in stories and proceeds to dissect them in ways that nobody else would. His work on Slate’s weekly Hang Up And Listen podcast never fails to crack me up. His Twitter feed is a must for any sports fan.

Recently mentioned that a couple of friends of his, Dan Pashman and Mark Garrison, had started a podcast about food called The Sporkful (motto: Where Sacred Cows Get Grilled). I had to check this out. I mean, Pesca-like discussion, about food? How could I not?

It didn’t disappoint. Each week they take a different food and debate the optimal way to enjoy it. They’re not swapping recipes, but rather concepts like utensils for eating pasta and other noodles, sauce-to-cheese-to-meat ratios in chicken parmigiana, and sandwich construction (a recurring theme – today’s episode is Part 1 of a two-part series on peanut butter and jelly). They’ve even devoted an entire episode to ice cubes!

Even if you, like me, subscribe to more podcasts than you have free time, (I get somewhere between 25-30 hours a week), The Sporkful breezes by, with episodes roughly 15 minutes long (as opposed to some podcasts *cough* mine *cough*). So if you’re into geeky food conversation, you have to give The Sporkful a listen and read their Test Kitchen blog, which parodies Andrew Sullivan’s View From Your Window feature in hilarious fashion.

Some Olympics Thoughts

I’ve been watching the Olympics from Vancouver and have a few observations so far.

  1. NBC’s main narrative of these Games is “Countries Winning Medals For The First Time.” The US in Nordic Combined, Canada winning its first gold on home soil. I don’t know if this is preferable to their usual “Athletes Who Have Overcome Adversity” narrative.
  2. I love that Bob Papa, longtime radio voice of the New York Giants, is there, working bobsled, luge, and skeleton. And I’m sure he’ll gladly work in the cold if it means not having to deal with Fooch.
  3. A perpetually unsung hero of the Olympic Games: Al Trautwig. The guy shows up at every Olympics and does a thoroughly professional job covering sports no one else cares about. I’m led to believe he calls up NBC and offers to pay his own way for the thrill of calling the excitement that is biathlon and cross country.
  4. Note to NBC: Stop telling us how much they love sports in other countries. We get it. The Dutch love speed skating and dress up in crazy orange outfits. Lindsay Vonn is a star in Europe where here she would be ignored on the street if she wasn’t hot. The implication is that we don’t love sports in America as much. We do. We just don’t love the same sports they do in other countries. We’re so sports-crazy that the world’s most popular sport is an afterthought for most Americans. We’ve turned the end of the football season into an annual celebration of gluttony and advertising. Hell, we even let a guy get away with killing his ex-wife because he was a great athlete 20 years earlier.
  5. Last night I was watching the pairs competition. I hate to play the “old guy” card, but when I was younger it seemed like the skaters made their jumps without falling down. I noticed this four years ago, too. Maybe they’d stick the landings  if they weren’t using the same damn music since 1976. The Way We Were, Love Story, Schecherezade, The Impossible Dream, Firebird Suite…these all need to never be used in figure skating competition again. If I hear Music Of The Night during this Olympics someone is going to pay.
  6. I’m warming up to short-track speed skating. In 2002, I was skeptical of it, thinking that its sole appeal was to see crashes and that only the last two laps meant anything. Now I can respect the strategy and the skaters’ ability to maneuver in tight spaces.
  7. But women’s hockey is still pointless. In their opening matches, the US beat China, 12-1 and Canada beat Slovakia, 18-0. I’m sorry, but if teams that win berths to compete in the Olympics are capable of losing by margins like that, it’s time to remove the sport until it becomes more competitive, especially after 12 years.
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